Female vs Male

1 **. THINGY
Female ..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. *

2. VULNERABLE
Female .... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup. *

3. COMMUNICATION
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys. *

4. COMMITMENT
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on another women while out with this one. *

5. ENTERTAINMENT
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. *

6. FLATULENCE
Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion..
Ma le...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. *

7 MAKING LOVE
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve .
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. *

8.. REMOTE CONTROL
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


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He said . . **I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
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He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart!
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He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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He said . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time
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She said Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
Good-looking?
He said . . ... . They already have boyfriends.
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She said ...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is
every night?
He said . . .. A widow.
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He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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