OUCH - It hurts

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes

to

thedoor and opens the door to see a man standing

there. He asks the lady

'Doyou have a vagina'.She slams the door in

disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and

it is the same man and

he asks the same question 'Do you have a

vagina'.She slams the door

again.Later that night when her husband gets home

she tells him what has

happened for the last two days. The husband tells

the wife in a lovingand

concerned voice'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to

be home just in case this

guy shows up again'.

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and

both run for the

door.The husband says to the wife in a whispered

voice 'Honey, I'm going to

hide behind the door and listen and if it is the

same guy I want you to

answeryes to the question because I want to see

where he is

going with

it'.She nods yes to her husband and opens the

door.Sure enough the same

fellow is standing there and asks the same

question.Do you have vagina? Yes

she says. The man replies.. 'Good! Would you tell

your husband to leave my

wife's alone and start using yours !