HANS' FINKERS

Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut ven he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and ven he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said, 'Let's hafe da finkers and I'll see vat I can do.'

Hans said, 'I hafe not got da finkers.'

'Vat you mean, you hafe not got da finkers?' he asked. 'Lordy! It's 2007!Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vy did not you brink da finkers?'

Hans responded:'How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?'