Thirtsty Thursday Poem

If the ocean were Jack Daniels
and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom
and drink my way up,
But the oceans are not Jack Daniels
and I'm not a duck,
So pass the bottle
and shut the f#k up
Here's to you.
Here's to me.
Drunkards forever,
we shall be.
And if you wish to disagree,
F#K you, here's to me!!!!!!!!!!