HOUSE BOY: BAKARI
Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water). Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and adds water to replace what he drank however, soon after he added water the pastis became milky. When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen.The Boss tells his wife, today you will see that Bakari will acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari.He shouted: 'Bakari!'Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'No answer.The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?
'Still; No answer.Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and said to him:Are you insane or what? When I call you, you say yes boss but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?Bakari said that 'The thing is, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't hear anything at all, except the name. Then to prove that Bakari was telling a lie the Boss said to him: 'You stay beside Madam here, and I will go into the kitchen, and you should ask me a question '. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen.Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.Bakari continued: 'Who goes into the maids bedroom when the Madam is not here? '.No answer. Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'No answer. Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!
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