Survivor

SING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie,I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! Send this to all of the cool chicks you know, and all the dude's who can handle this new remix...