The Squirrel was the first person at the liquor store this morning.All smiles and ready for this big day. Got to the dam and everything was great, the weather, friends, everything.
But what the fishing concern the fish can be lucky the Squirrel love other animals (ask him he is still in love with his ex and also does have feelings, i think he will actually die for her) Sorry back to fishing.The fish can be lucky he loves other animals so he did not caught any.......I felt sorry for them.I lost the competition.My boss was the winner.He did not only caught the biggest fish.It was the only fish we caught the whole day.But i decided that the fish could not count.How the fuck can you win with a fish that weighed less than the bait on the hook....unfair...to cut a short story long.There was shit at the office and we had to rush over there.On the way from the dam to the office the Squirrel was a machine.New record for Squirrel (bottle brandy under 40 minutes)
The Squirrel turned into a master negotiator.And accidentally said something wrong to a (platneus) officer of the law (South African police) I accidentally said " that stupid fucking papvreter/platneus/non swimmer" And was nearly arrested .
Then the travel to my habitat started again..Only stopped at four pubs.This Squirrel is a bit pissed and need some rest now.Look at this excuse for a fish....................................................
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