Fake Marriage

A man and a woman, who had never met before but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on an overnight sleeper-train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower

At 1:00 am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but could you reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here".

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.

"WOW!!! .....that's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "get your own fucking blanket!".

There was a stunned silence.

Then he farted.