Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on
their faces. Along with them comes a police inspector to find out
how
they died.
"First body: Frenchman, 60. Died of heart failure while making
love
to
his mistress. Hence, the enormous smile, Inspector,"
says the Coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25. Won a thousand pounds on the
lottery.Spent
it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning. Hence the smile."
The Inspector asks, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the Coroner, "this is the most unusual one.
Platneus, a street sweeper from Soweto, 30. Struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
Thought he was having his picture taken."
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