A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before Ican get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "Howlong before I can get a haircut? "
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "Howlong before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." Theguy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favour.Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he hasto wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back".
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
"To your wife".
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