Bugatti Veyron

A hip young man goes out and buys the fastest car available: a
brand
new
Bugatti Veyron. It is also the most expensive car it the world,
and
it
costs
him $300,000,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red
light.
An
old
man on a moped (about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old
man
looks

over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got
there,
sonny?"

The young man replies, "Bugatti Veyron. It cost Three million
dollars!"
"That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?"
"Because this car can do up to 407 kilometres an hour!" states the
young man proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look
inside?"
"No
problem," replies the owner.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then
sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice
car,
all

right... but I'll stick with my moped!" Just then the light
changes
so
the
guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He
floors
it,
and

within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 220 kph. Suddenly, he
notices a
dot
in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows
down to
see
what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by
him,
going
much faster!!!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Bugatti?!" the young
man
asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Bugatti up
to
300
kph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped.
Amazed
that the moped could pass his Bugatti he gives it some more juice
and
passes
the moped at 350 kph. Whoooooosh!

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
old
man gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy
he
floors
the gas pedal and takes the Bugatti all the way up to 407 kph. Not
ten
seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The
Bugatti
is
flat out and there's nothing he can do. Suddenly the moped plows
into
the
back of his Bugatti, demolishing the rear. The young man jumps
out,
and
unbelievably, the old man is still alive!!! He runs up to the
mangled
old
man and says, "Oh my Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook my braces from
your side-view mirror."