Humor

> Once there was three friends. An alcoholic, a chain smoker and a gay.
> They made a promise to God on their lives, that they will stop all their
> addictions.
The alcoholic will stop drinking, the chain smoker will stop smoking and
the
gay guy will turn straight. One day the three friends walked down the road
all longing for their addictions. The alcoholic saw a pub along the road
and
heard the music pumping, he decided to just go and see how it is. He
eventually took a drink and collapsed (he died). The two remaining friends
walked further down the road, very sad about their friends death, noticed
a
burning cigarette laying in the road. The smoker couldn't resist, but
before
he could bend to pick it up the gay told him.....

"AS JY NOU BUK OM DAAI ENTJIE OP TE TEL DAN IS ONS ALTWEE VREK!!!

1.-Meraai kry 4 gaste vir ete,'n rasta,'n hond,'n moffie en 'n anoreksie
lyer.
Wat bedien sy vir elkeen?
Zol,Epol,Poephol en Fokhol!

2.-Waar is die dae toe drank,drank was,doos,doos was, 'n baas nog baas
en 'n koning nog koning,
nou is doos koning,drank is baas en die baas is 'n doos.


3.-Because of slow sales,"loslyf" decided to combine with 'Rooi rose"
Now available under the new titel "Mooi Dose"

4.-Oom & tannie besluit hulle gaan liefde maak!
Tannie: bietjie op,nee links,nee regs,nee agtertoe.
Oom : nee my fok,wil jy spyker of parkeer?

5.-Meraai sit wydsbeen op die sypaadjie in die son
Polisieman vra haar -"wat maak jy"
Meraai - "ek het nou net my huur betaal,nou lat ek net die kwitansie
droog word"

6.-Mans is soos rooi wyn. Hoe ouer,hoe beter.
Vroue is soos melk, eers word hulle suur en dan dik !!!!

7.-Juffrou buk voor Jannie en hy sien iets, sy vra, "wat het jy gesien"?
Jannie;"Moet die hel wees juffrou,want die Duiwel is hier in my broek
los"

8.-Koos se dat sy meisie 'n seeskulp op haar binnebeen laat tatoeeer
het.
Dit is glo so goed gedoen,as jy jou oor teen die skulp hou, kan jy
die
see ruik...!!!