Njoroge gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to getsome
tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman before.
"So what do I do first?"
His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed"
5 minutes later Njoroge is on the phone again.
"She's naked and in bed what do I do now?" His father can't believewhat is hearing,
"Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."
After another 5 minutes Njoroge is on the phone again.
" Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?" His father'spatience is now running out so he says,
"Shit son, do I have to spell everything out to you? Just put the hardest
thing on your body where she pees. Good night !!!!
" Just when his father starts snoring, his son is on the phone again.
"OK Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"
"Drown yourself, you bloody idiot!"
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