1) What is a KISS?
It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build the next GENERATION.
2) Latest Statistics:
What men do after sex?
- 2% eat.
- 3% smoke cigarettes.
- 4% take shower.
- 5% go to sleep.
- 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
3) Why is your d ! ck better than a credit card?
- Once spent it recharges itself.
- It is accepted worldwide.
- You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
4) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?MAN: No, I work in a Condom Factory and these are customers COMPLAINTS.
5) Women top 5 lies:
I am a virgin.
It is so big.
I can't do that to my best friend.
I won't gain weight after marriage
I am coming! I am coming!!!
6) A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says:
You want to play magic?
She says: What is that?
He says: We go Home, F*ck, and then you disappear.
7) What is the closest thing to a woman's period? Your SALARY...It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and If it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!
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