Tough Request

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,


"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.


I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things.
Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify
me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife.
I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me
the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman
truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"