SALESMAN!!!

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to beconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and sheproceededto close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pusheditwide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said."Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

and with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallwaycarpet."If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*tfromyour carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.""Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, becauseEskomcut the electricity this morning!!!"