Ice Age: Let the nut go. R18 SNLV

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's Suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all Varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell Happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering When you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a Retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over And over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your Ass kicked.
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