Date Four Girls at Once

Hey Sid remember the old days LOL Gee's the Scrat had some fun and got busted

For most guys, dating more than one girl at a time isn’t just a strain on the wallet—it also can be a stress-filled ordeal that, even if it means bedding four girls at once, is almost too much effort…almost. I’ve taken the valuable information I've learned in the past and have come up with a list of rules that will help keep your love pentagon from crumbling.

Use pet names as often as possible
There’s nothing more incriminating than calling a girl by the wrong name. Use something like Sugar or Honey or Baby instead of a proper name. Not only will it keep your mouth from getting your ass into trouble, but she might think it’s cute to boot.

Keep a journal of what you do together
There’s no way any person could possibly remember the endless string of anniversaries and ice-skating outings you’re going to do with this many lady friends, so write it down and then lock the notebook in your safe.

Guard your cell phone with your life
Your cell phone holds plenty of info that could get you busted, so make sure to keep it with you at all times. If possible, operate like the Mafia and only use pay phones. It’s cooler.

No sleepovers, ever
Girls can tell when other girls have been in a guy’s apartment—it’s one of their innate abilities. So the best way to cover your ass is to make sure you crash at her place. This might be tougher with girls still living with their parents…but that’s a little weird, anyway, dude.

Learn to cook
Dates and eating go hand in hand, so if you don’t want to take out a loan that’ll end up mostly at Pizzeria Uno, throw on the Food Network and start taking notes. There are plenty of online places to get recipes (like recipes.com, duh) and she’ll be impressed.

Don’t brag
If hitting the sack with four girls isn’t enough reward for you, then you’re just being selfish. Save the bragging to make yourself feel better until after the whole ordeal blows up in your face.

If you get caught, fess up
It was fun while it lasted, but once you’re busted, it’s over. Pick one of the girls who doesn’t hate you or move on and start the whole process over again.