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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Africa

A black couple are sitting in their apartment waiting to die.
There are no jobs to be had, inflation is running at 5000 percent, they haven't eaten a decent meal in weeks, and the water and power haven't worked in months.
So they sit huddled under blankets waiting for the end when suddenly they hear the water pipes begin to rumble and eventually water starts pouring out of the long unused taps.
Next thing the light begins to flicker and then fills the apartment with bright light.
On the streets below a truck arrives handing out grain.
The husband looks at his wife and says, "Quick woman, bring me my machine gun ! The whites are back !

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