1) Does you farted, cause you blew me away!
2) Is your parents retarded, 'cause you sure is special.
3) My Love for you are like diarrhoea... I can't hold it in.
4) Does you had a library card, 'cause I'd like to signs you out.
5) Are there a mirror in your pant, because I can saw myself in them.
6) You maybe isn't the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
7) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that can like to break the ice."
8) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can like to make your bed rock.
9 ) Your eyes is as blue as window cleaner.
10 ) If you is going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep til the afternoon.
11 ) I maybe not is Mr. Right, but I can like to stoot you till he showing up
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