Mr. Anonymous

My name is Mr. Anonymous....here’s my story...

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked OK for a 61-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?"

What's that?" I asked

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No" - excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night"

.I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:









"Mum, you still awake?"