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Gynaecologist's Assistant

A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card
advertising
for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.

Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more
details about
this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies,

"Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready
for
the gynaecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear,
lie them
down and wash their nether regions.

Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub
in
soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.

There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to
go to
Oxford."

"Oh why, is that where the job's based?"



"No - that's where the end of the queue is"