MOER Your Co-Worker Day is Here!!
Have anyone in mind?
Today is the official MOER Your Irritating Co-workers day:
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, I am so very glad to officially announce tomorrow as MOER YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only moer one person per hour - no more.
* You can moer the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns moering the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
If questioned by a supervisor, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to moer the living day lights out of and get to moering ... & have a great day!!
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