Little Flab

One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
"If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.

The next morning,
the man woke his wife with
a pinch on each of her breasts
and said....
"You know, if you firmed these up,
we could get rid of your bra."
This was
beyond

a silent response...

So she rolled over
and
grabbed him
by his
'DANGLER.'

With a death grip in place,
she said...

"You know,
if you
firmed this up,
we could
get rid of
the gardener,
the postman,
the pool man
and
your brother!"