Fishing

Four married guys went fishing.

After an hour, the following conversation took place

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come outfishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room inthe house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her a newdeck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'llremodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said aword.

So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do tobe able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut offthe clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex," and she said,"Wear a sweater."