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Friday, June 1, 2007

WHAT TO EXPECT FROM A WOMAN ON A DATE:

Indian woman
1 st date: Meet her parents
2 nd date: Set the wedding date
3 rd date: Wedding night

Papvreter woman
1 st date: Take her out for dinner
2 nd date: Take her family out, buy them a house.
3 rd date: Pay lobola for her pregnancy
4 th date: Wedding day

White woman
1 st date: You both get drunk and have sex
2 nd date: You both get drunk and have sex
3 rd date: You both get drunk and have sex, just to find outthefollowing day when you wake up you've been sleeping with your bestfriend's partner.

Coloured woman
1 st date: Pregnancy
2 nd date: Pregnancy
3 rd date: Pregnancy
4 th date: Maintenance court

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha...bloody hell...you're the man china...when I come back to SA we are going out...I'm not asking,
I'm telling you!

Scrat said...

When and Where?????Kan nie te lank wag nie my lewer sal dink my keel is afgesny