No, I don't feel like it tonight....

Girls -- Have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ somuch. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. Ihave never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE:One evening last week,this girl and I were getting into bed. Well,the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feellike it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every guy on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which oneto take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis racquet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,"WHAT?"I then said, "Babe! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had thislook like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love mefor who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that girl knows I'm smarter than her.Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree