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All blacks Support

Jokes (all blacks)

Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
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Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
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The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft And
no CUP!!!
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Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of the All Blacks players on them. People couldn't
figure out which side to spit on.
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Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in an All Black
jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his
family from the embarrassment.
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything
Inside them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They're
heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are
interchangeable."
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A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off
and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his
friend "What's happened to your car ?"
"Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Richie McCaw".
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the
leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?"
"Well, he tried to escape through the park."
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Q. What do you have when the All Blacks are buried up to their necks in
sand?
A. Not enough sand.
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Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead All
Black player on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

hey fishman!!! In need of a new platneus????

His name is Sipho. He was last seen in this pic below.

New Zealand (all blacks) supprize

Australian army letter

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a smalltown, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad,I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are allgone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lots a hot water and even a light to see what ya doing! At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!! This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges they comes in little boxes and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload! Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster. Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer. I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.


Your loving daughter,Sheila

Crime does not pay or what?

Thanks to telkom "spermcount" my adsl is up and running again. this was only the 3rd time this month that some platneus have stolen the telephone / adsl cables.

But end of the day who is the big cunt behind everything.These cables get stolen every 8 days. get stripped down and the copper get sold as scrap metal. Then it get sold again an again untill it reach a big Sa international company. So it is been melted down and exported overseas.... Well fucking done

SA is only one of the biggest inporters of cable and one of the biggest exporters of copper..... comes to mind we don't have an fucking copper mine in SA.

Crime does pay and does also fuck with the economy