One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Hoe legendes begin
In Engeland - Once upon a time...
In Amerika - Long, long ago...
In Suid Afrika - Onthou jy daai aand toe ons so gesuip was..
Koos
Koos en Mike sit in die kroeg. Dit is alombekend dat Koos die beste bedeeld is op die dorp. Mike: Koos, ek hoor jy het die grootste meneer op die dorp. Koos: Mike, jy moet nie alles glo wat jou vrou jou vertel nie.
Mans Gee 'n man 'n vis, en hy het iets om te eet vir die dag. Leer 'n man om vis te vang, en hy sit heeldag in 'n boot en suip.
Wat noem jy 'n vrou wat 24 uur per dag weet waar haar man is? 'n Weduwee.
In Engeland - Once upon a time...
In Amerika - Long, long ago...
In Suid Afrika - Onthou jy daai aand toe ons so gesuip was..
Koos
Koos en Mike sit in die kroeg. Dit is alombekend dat Koos die beste bedeeld is op die dorp. Mike: Koos, ek hoor jy het die grootste meneer op die dorp. Koos: Mike, jy moet nie alles glo wat jou vrou jou vertel nie.
Mans Gee 'n man 'n vis, en hy het iets om te eet vir die dag. Leer 'n man om vis te vang, en hy sit heeldag in 'n boot en suip.
Wat noem jy 'n vrou wat 24 uur per dag weet waar haar man is? 'n Weduwee.
Sharp Indian Aunty
A sophisticated looking Indian lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down.
The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her.
To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk sari and points to her right inner thigh - very high up. "Right here," she says, "I want you to tattoo a clay lamp and underneath it I want the word 'Diwali'."
Then she points to her left thigh just as high up and says, "On this side, I want you to tattoo an evergreen tree with lights and tinsel and an angel on top and underneath it I want the word 'Christmas'."
The owner looks at her. "Ooh, lady, it's none of my business, but that is probably the most unusual request I've ever heard. Why in the world do you want to do that?
"Well," the lady said, "I'm sick and tired of my husband always complaining that there's never anything good to eat between Diwali and Christmas.
The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her.
To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk sari and points to her right inner thigh - very high up. "Right here," she says, "I want you to tattoo a clay lamp and underneath it I want the word 'Diwali'."
Then she points to her left thigh just as high up and says, "On this side, I want you to tattoo an evergreen tree with lights and tinsel and an angel on top and underneath it I want the word 'Christmas'."
The owner looks at her. "Ooh, lady, it's none of my business, but that is probably the most unusual request I've ever heard. Why in the world do you want to do that?
"Well," the lady said, "I'm sick and tired of my husband always complaining that there's never anything good to eat between Diwali and Christmas.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
"Quote 4 the day"....
Having someone dump you and say
"We can still be friends"
Is like having your mom say
"Your dog died but you can still keep it"
"We can still be friends"
Is like having your mom say
"Your dog died but you can still keep it"
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