GIGGLE

A drunk had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartenderFinally said that the pub is closing. So the drunk stood up
To leave and fell flat on his face.He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured
He'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that
Will sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell flat
On his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his Home.When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flatOn his face. He crawled through the door and into his
Bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time toStand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but
He quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep the
Second his head hit the pillow.He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over
Him, shouting, So, you've been out drinking again!""What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent Look."The pub called...you left your wheelchair there again."