POSTAL FLOP

Zimbabwe postal service has introduced a new stamp with a picture of Robert Mugabe in honor of his achievements. In daily use it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes.

This has enraged the president who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has come out with the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3. People are just spitting on the wrong side.