After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, theCaptain announced:'
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293,Non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, soWe should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and … HOLY CRAP !'
Silence followedSome moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talkingTo you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee inMy lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled,'Fook sake!, you should see the back of mine!'
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