GAVE BIRTH AT 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. "May I see the new baby?" I asked
"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.
" Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again,
"May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked,
"Well, when can I see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me. "WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"