Damn Platneus

To lose weight the doctor told Platneus to run eight
kilometres a day for 300
days. After 300 days Platneus called the doctor to
report he had lost the
weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?"
 asked the doctor. "I'm
2400 Kms from home."

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Platneus and his wife landed in Bombay. They managed
 to get into a double-decker bus. Platneus somehow
managed to get a bottom seat but unfortunately his
wife got pushed to the top.  After a while when the
rush is over, Platneus went upstairs to see his wife.

He met her in a bad condition clutching the seats in
front with both hands,scared to death.  He says
"What the heck's goin'on? Why are you so scared?
I was enjoying my  ride down there?"

Scared she replies "Yeah, but you've got a driver"