A professor was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for hisAudience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
Any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
Anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any
Of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Platneus raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've beenGiving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
Ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." Platneus Nods and a grins, and makes his way up to the podium. When he reaches the Front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Platneus, tell us
What it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Platneus replied, "Eish! From the back I am thinking you say, " Goats!"
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